here's my labyrinth i stole your baby

There is 17 months between my kids and my daughter is in love with the muppets and anything muppets including Labyrinth... now this being the case she doesn't love her brother at all.

He's still really little and should be in the blob stage where you lay them somewhere and an hour later they are still there but asleep... this isn't the case with my fair young son. He could be in the middle of the crib and an hour later be in a totally different spot. Like head again the bars trying to break out or totally sideways like being dropped by a goblin to make an escape. This being the case I think either he's trying to run away from his sister or I've yet again foiled the Goblin King's attempts to steal him after my daughter has called upon him.

Now most would say I'd hear her call for this but she doesn't speak very clear and I'm sure she's talking Polish or something at times. She has a lot to say so for all I know she calls the Goblin King to take me and her father away as well. I believe someday I won't be able to make it in there in time to foil the Goblin King and will find this:

I have discussed this with my husband and only settled on the fact that I may not be like Sarah from the movie and just give in to David Bowie and his Bulge. I see this as a win win as I love both my daughter and husband but I love my son too. My daughter would still be loved way too much by her father and family and my son would be too just by me and the Goblin King.

My husband pretends this talks don't happen. BUT they do and often.