Popsicles gone bad

So my daughter is wonderful and awesome and all that jazz but some of her innocents reminds me of porn. Not that I go out thinking "Let's do something pornish!!" 1st thing in the morning... I mean come on that's something I totally think at the end of the day with my husband.

The latest being after she took a spill while trying to join the Muppets in the tv and bit her tongue pretty bad(it was a nasty bloody mess). To numb it/comfort her I gave her a popsicle because ice cubes she shares with the dog(each taking a lick and at times at the same time). She doesn't share popsicles but I'm sure if she did it would look like this(note not my dog so not my pic):

So she's still got the tears going on and yet is all smiles while going to town on this popsicle! Soon I see my daughter deep throat said popsicle. I look at her father and inform him we need to make sure she goes the way of becoming a nun or at least keep her away from any non-blood related male till she's at least 40. 

Now we just have to worry about her love for dancing and hope it doesn't lead to a pole but I would totally support her and help her get a KICK ASS stage name!